My top ten list from Late Bloomer Online
10. Always turn the lights on when you walk into an empty house at night.
9. To hot wire a car, all you have to do is touch a bunch of wires together under the dashboard.
8. While driving in the car with a passenger, looking at the road is optional.
7. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.
6. It’s never a good idea to build a home on top of an old cemetery. “You moved the headstones, but you forgot the bodies!”
5. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
4. If a dark haired, serious-faced man approaches you with an air compressor in his hand, run.
3. If you discover your super rich boyfriend is a dark, super hot vigilante at night, don’t leave him. Accept him for who he is.
2. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
1. If a vampire sneaks into your room to watch you sleep, it’s not cool. It’s creepy.
Did I miss anything???