Tuesday, March 27, 2012

What I've learned from watching movies

 
My top ten list from Late Bloomer Online
 
10. Always turn the lights on when you walk into an empty house at night.
 
9. To hot wire a car, all you have to do is touch a bunch of wires together under the dashboard.
 
8. While driving in the car with a passenger, looking at the road is optional. 
 
7. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.
 
6. It’s never a good idea to build a home on top of an old cemetery. “You moved the headstones, but you forgot the bodies!”
 
5. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child. 
 
4. If a dark haired, serious-faced man approaches you with an air compressor in his hand, run.
 
3. If you discover your super rich boyfriend is a dark, super hot vigilante at night, don’t leave him. Accept him for who he is.
 
2. The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.
 
1. If a vampire sneaks into your room to watch you sleep, it’s not cool. It’s creepy. 
 
 Did I miss anything???
 

2 comments:

Kimberlee Turley said...

I especially love number 7. So true.

Liane said...

Loved them all! How funny.