Monday, January 30, 2012

I'd give my right ovary for..


A warm shower that doesn't involve flushing the toilet 13 times.

Pete Loeffler to sing me to sleep every night.

A 1967 black Chevy Impala.

To be like Jack and Annie in the Magic Treehouse series so I can open any book and be magically transported to the world within. I call dibs on Harry Potter.

A washing machine that washes, drys, folds, puts away my laundry, and picks out my outfits.
 
One stupid day where my children can find their shoes.

The chance to write a TV script for Supernatural or similar show.

A frosted brownie and a side of vanilla ice cream with zero calories. (But if this can't be done, I'll still eat it. Like a million times. In one sitting. Screw the spoon, give me a shovel.)

What would you give a right body part for?

10 comments:

Jess said...

Hmm... I'd give a body part to have more time! I hardly ever get to read because I write so much. And I write a lot but I haven't had the luck of getting published yet... so yeah.
Although, I'd rather get those things WITHOUT having to lose any parts... lol :)

Melanie Fowler said...

oh man,...I would say my appendix, but it's all ready gone.

Does it have to be something useful???? Maybe my left toe....

PS I think it's funny your kids can't find their shoes without you.

gayla said...

I think I'd give my thick neck, belly and extra arm flaps to be in the presence of Dean Koontz and receive writing lessons for 1 hour. (Of course to receive the lessons I might have to give him my eyelashes and toenails and then where would I be???)

Alleged Author said...

An unlimited supply of sushi!

Megan said...

To have the gift of the more I eat the skinnier I get
Meet Jerry seinfeld
Have a lifetime pass to snowbird
Travel the world for a year....actually just to travel for a week
Spend the entire month of march watching march madness live
Have Ron Paul win the presidency

K. Turley (Clutzattack) said...

I'd give up all the hair on my head if I never had to pay taxes again.

As for my right ovary... I dunno. I have two and it's not like it really does much so I'd probably trade that just for a year's supply of Ben and Jerry's Half-Baked.

Anonymous said...

I'd give half my body for half my body.

Liane said...

I'd give my love handles for something you already have Rachel! A gift to share with the rest of the world! :) And I think it'd be fun to live in a Tim Burton world for a while... Could you imagine?! (of course you can... it's all written down in your books & head)

Lorelei said...

I'm not sure if I'd give up a body part.. but I might if I could have a movie contract... more money in the bank... not have to work two other jobs, and just write and travel with my husband.

But, hey, we're just dreamin' so what the heck. Yeah, I'd give up BOTH ovaries, since I'm through using them LOL!

Carrie-Anne said...

I'd give my gimpy right leg for my dream car, a red Duesenberg. Runners-up would include a red Chrysler Imperial Touring, a Rochet-Schneider of any color (but I like their blue and green shades best), a Russo-Baltique (even though there are very few verified to still exist), and one of the older Model Ts, before they came in only black.

Since I've switched my writing hand from right to left, I'd gladly give up the writing callus on my right index finger for a vintage Mac from the Eighties or Nineties. I hate Word and would give almost anything to be able to write in MacWriteII or ClarisWorks again! At least my old desktop has AppleWorks and is just waiting to be hooked up again so I can get my files on it.