Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Who would you kidnap?


This is my Christmas gift to you. Another contest. And it's easy. All I want to know is...

Who would you kidnap (in a total nice way and not in a tie-you-up, slit-your-throat sort of way)?

The official rules:

1. Simply comment to this post and tell me who you would kidnap and why.

2. Tell me what you would do with this person for one week. And I could really use some laughs so make it funny.

3. Be a follower of this blog.

The prize?

I will send you a $50.00 Amazon gift card. Winner will be randomly selected using Random.org.

Contest ends in one week at exactly midnight on December 14th.




29 comments:

Magan said...

yeah first to comment!

I would kidnap Adam Lambert and just sit with him on a crushed velvet couch and have him sing to me and teach me how to apply eyeliner correctly.

CYP @ A Bookalicious Story said...

I would kidnap Kinokuniya's owner and force him to give me all the books I want. Muahahahah!

Happy Christmas, Rachel! And thanks for the giveaway.:)

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Tome said...

I would kidnap Ringo Starr.

I love writing music but I'm horrible at drum notation and I think it'd be fun to jam with him.

About halfway through the week I'd stop caring about propriety and start asking him personal questions about what it was like to be a Beatle.

Somewhere along the line I'd make him come with me to the museum with the model submarine in it and have him sing "Octopus Garden" and "Yellow Submarine" while we sit inside it with a group of people who can sing backup really well. I was trying to think of a more ironic song for him to sing but all his best ones are about being underwater so oh well.

Yeah, I'd kidnap Ringo.

Ru said...

I would kidnap George RR Martin and (nerd alert) tickle torture him until he told me who Jon Snow's parents are. But then I'd swear not to tell anyone until the last books come out.

Melanie Fowler said...

Well I would kidnap my sister, she lives far away and I would take her away for a fun weekend where money didn't matter and we could get a whole new wardrobe and see movies and get tons and tons of books!!!

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Julie-Anne said...

I would kidnap Alyson Hannigan and just force her to recreate all the cutest expressions she's ever done on How I Met Your Mother. 'Cos nothing makes me smile more than her face.

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Reader Riah said...

Ooh tough question!
I'd kidnap Joseph Gordon-Leavitt and we'd go to a beach somewhere for the week and I would happily just sit there and LOOK at him.
Best. Vacation. Ever.

Lindsey R. Loucks said...

Super contest! I would kidnap Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters so he could teach me how to play guitar and how to pull off arm bands so I don't look like I stepped out of the 80's.

Charity said...

Hands down Adam Sandler. Not only to put the rumors to rest once and for all that the Red Flame (my husband Artyom) is NOT the long lost twin, or reincarnate of the guy. But to also make him watch all the movies that flopped (to see if HE can even find why they were funny)and have him explain to me in what ways he could better them.

Dont get me wrong. I think the guy is a cutiepatootie...but really? Jack and Jill? I think the only time I laughed was a part that was not supposed to be funny. I was the only one in the theatre that did so. Awkward.

Anonymous said...

I would kidnap George Michael and force him to sing to me. But he wouldn't know who he was singing to. I'd have one of those two way mirror things, you know, and make him sing for his supper. The sweet melodic timber of his voice would render me helpless, and he would have no idea what on earth that sound was behind the two-way mirror. I would also give him a magical potion to drink that would turn him heterosexual and make him believe the next 39 year old, overweight woman he saw was the most beautiful creature he ever laid eyes on. We would wed before week's end, and ride off into the sunset in a horse drawn carriage with music notes dancing in the air.

Liane said...

Will Ferrell! We would go camping. We'd dress up as superheroes. Go fishing in tights and sing "We're coming to America" (Neil Diamond version). We would go horse riding together... and use him as bait to hunt with! :) He'd be hilarious, doesn't matter what we are doing!

Liane said...

Hilarious comment (ANONYMOUS)!!! :)

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Witchever said...

Well I wouldn't kidnap anyone famous. I would kidnap my husband. He has done nothing but work work work since last year. So kidnaping him would allow us to spend some time together. I would take him to the best hotel that we could afford. then we would spend the entire week watching tv and playing with the kids.

E Drummond said...

I would kidnap John Barrowman. We would sing, dance, and he would tell me secrets of the universe! Most of all I'd get a ton of pictures of us together!!

The McClellan Family said...

I would kidnap Edward Cullen and we would recreate scenes from the movie, Aaron and Rachel style!!!

Alex King said...

First I would kidnap Justin Bieber and use his pop star influence to kidnap the hottest members of his crazed fan club. Then with his popularity in the celebrity world I would continue on my kidnapping spree until I aquired: Kate Beckinsale, Reese Witherspoon, Victoria Beckham and M. Night Shyamalan (because he makes terrible movies and needs to be stopped. Then after stealing Justin Biebers awesome Canadian lair I would kidnap myself and blame all the kidnappings on Justin Bieber so he can spend the rest of his miserable Canadian 12 year old pop star life in a high security lock up.

Megan said...

I would kidnap superman (aka tom welling) using black kryptonite so he comes by his own free will, or so he thinks. Then I would seduce him with my intellect and sexiness because we both know that superman would fall for nothing less. After he falls madly in love and I have a chance to stare at him for a while I would convince him to give me his powers. Once this happened I would leave him and move on to bigger and better things because that's the great thing about having powers like superman's...you can always find someone/something better.

Travis and Jenny said...

Jim Parsons AKA Dr. Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory. Anyone who can act like a genius that well has got to be able to carry some pretty interesting conversation. And then if we get board we can always play hide and seek and jump out to yell BAZINGA at each other!

The Yearning Mermaid said...

I would kidnap Matthew Fox just to see a newspaper with the headline:
"Lost star really lost!Who took him?!"
That he also looks good is just a coincidence...

Kristi said...

I would kidnap Josh Duhamel and make him tell me what happened to him after he went over the falls on All My Children. Then I think I would just spend the rest of the time looking into his beautiful brown eyes!

Trisha said...

I'd kidnap Billy Corgan and make him my love slave :) Oh, and somebody mentioned Tom Welling up there...but I've got a thing for totally bald guys so I'd kidnap Lex Luthor instead. Whooooboy!

Lorelei said...

I would suck up all the postal workers into a ley line, send them to the Nort Pole for a week so that they will learn HOW TO DELIVER MAIL ON TIME! If Santa and his elves can deliver presents in one night, then mail shouldn't be that hard!

Lolawid said...

I would kidnap my cousin and we would go on a week-long roadtrip, Thelma and Louise style. :o)

Anne Michaud said...

I would kidnap Mr Marshmallow Man and cook him over a fire - would he be enough for a week? I'm not sure...

carrieannebrownian said...

I'd kidnap my so-called fiancé's overbearing, enabling parents so he'd finally be forced to do things for himself and start becoming a self-sufficient grownup.

For a week, I'd take them to therapy and give them lessons in how real Americans live. With any luck, by the end of the week, they'd stop pretending they've been in some far-flung Russian colony for over 20 years and can get away with ignoring and mocking their adopted country's customs, language, and standards. And they'd have some idea of how they created such a monster by acting like it's so normal to unquestioningly do everything for a grown man.

Na said...

I would kidnap Jericho Barrons from the Fever series, who's not even human. I would make him celebrate my birthday with me just because he hates cake. He's such an intriguing character if I found out half his secrets I'd be happy.

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Anonymous said...

This rich kid I know hahaha