So what in the good crap Jimminy Cricket christmas do I do with all my Halloween candy?
I don't just have a bucket of it, I have a whole bloody cauldron! A huge one. I feel like Hansel and Gretel's witch.
I was told that kids in Maine Trick-or-Treat a lot so I stocked up, and then my kids went trick or treating to some neighborhood that had more candy than Willy Wonka. Meanwhile, I had two trick or treaters.